APRIL 1, 2023 – Today, LOVING founder, Mike Haynes, and Tesla founder, Elon Musk, aim to solidify a long-term partnership for the new Green Harvesting Initiative set to begin in the Spring of 2023.
The initiative calls for the development and implementation of electric and solar powered harvesters as well as recyclable water pivots which will revolutionize the sod growth process. The new electric harvesters will take charge while en route using GPS powered drone technology to ensure maximum efficiency during daylight hours and beyond.
The initiative doesn’t come without its challenges. Mainly, the lack of existence. Due to April 1st historically representing April Fool’s Day, this too is nothing more than a joke on you, the reader.
Thank you for taking the time to read our April Fool’s joke and maybe one day, just maybe, we’ll be posting something like this on a day other than April Fool’s.